Um…I’m going to guess by inserting their erect penis into some sort of human (I hope!) receptacle?
I had such a good run last night. It was on the treadmill, which is weird, because ugh treadmill. But it was one of those runs where I just kept going and going faster with every half mile and never really feeling winded at all. Just sort of gliding along for five miles.
Having an awesome run like that always gives you a charge and you think, “ah. Finally. I’ve finally gotten to the point where this is as easy and relaxed as going for a walk.” But it’s always a fleeting thing. Not complaining, it just doesn’t work like that. In my experience.
Still feels good though.
Last night around 9 I developed a bad headache. I attributed it to the two drinks I had had before dinner and maybe the rainy weather a little bit. I drank a bunch of water, took advil and went to sleep.
I still have the headache about 16 hours after I took my last sip of alcohol. I think I’m getting into migraine territory. I’m drinking coffee now.
I lost interest in The Jersey Shore a few episodes into the last season and it’s never been rekindled.
John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, AND a dog? So adorable!
I know this is a weird thing to think? But this picture screams RICH to me. Like their clothing that they’re wearing on a walk on the beach just looks so damn expensive. Which is whatever, they are rich. So. Makes sense.
Also her jeans look uncomfortable.
One of the things I like about tax appeal work is that not a lot of attorneys do it so it cuts down on the douche factor. Yes, there are still crazy d-bags but there aren’t so MANY of them.
Whenever I have to venture out of my tax appeal cocoon I am overwhelmed by how many lawyers exist and how many of them are total chaches. (sp?)
Things I learned today
Anthony Weiner probably waxes his chest. I never needed to know such a thing.
Not to go all Reese Witherspoon on everyone but swear to god people. Smarten up.
Today in ridiculous human interactions
The guy at Qdoba just lectured me on the correct way to order a burrito. He was like, “ordering it like that just helps the line move faster,” the irony is that I was the entire “line.”
My sin was not saying “veggie burrito” and saying instead, “just rice and beans please.” I don’t say “veggie” because at that place they put a bunch of veggies in that I actually DON’T WANT. So either way I’m going to have to clarify that at some point, thus holding up the (nonexistent) line.
I wish
I could just go somewhere and read a book today. By myself. Instead of going to two separate Easter things. I am not even religious, it’s bullshit. I hate being a mature adult sometimes.
Plus I got a slightly shitty, anxiety producing email from my boss late yesterday afternoon. So that’s putting me in a mood.
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