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I feel like I’m gonna die if I can’t be with you. And I can’t be with you. So I’m gonna die. And I don’t care. ‘Cause I was brought into existence to know you.
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Louie Ck (on his show)

I mean this is like some 9th grade shit. If any adult man ever said that to me I’d be like, well nice knowing you, the butcher knives are in the kitchen. Take your histrionic ass away from me now. Get some help. You’re exhausting.
Posted 6 months ago
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  1. brohime reblogged this from lfleadfoot and added:
    AUGH, THIS ACCURATELY SUMS UP MY EXES. I’m glad other people find this shit creepy.
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  8. rustbeltwhiskey reblogged this from riograndegorgeous and added:
    Reblogged for all the commentary. Seriously, I have had dudes say things to me like “I don’t know what I’d do without...
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  10. kayveetee reblogged this from scout and added:
    Please note that the woman he’s talking to in that scene shoots him down. Yes, it’s an exaggerated, pathetically sincere...
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  16. oldtobegin reblogged this from riograndegorgeous and added:
    IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A TURN-OFF! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THE EXACT WRONG THING TO SAY!
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  19. kittykittybangbang said: Well, she did then turn him down and it was pretty funny.